Hail Damage

noun.

A vagina, that due to its high pussy mileage, has contracted genital worts and/or the herp

I was going to bang this babe but my friend told she had hail damage;

Dude you paid how much for a hooker with a hail damage? Did you at least get a discount?

It is customary to receive a discount when purchasing a pussy with high mileage and hail damage.

by not enough discounts May 25, 2011

make it hail

Throwing pennies at strippers instead of notes

friend 1- " want to go to the strillers tonight?
Friendd 2- "yeah but the strippers are shit. i will just have to make it hail"
Friend 1- slags

by lacwfxx February 1, 2015

parents hail from Canada

Facts

The author of this definition asserts that his parents hail from Canada.

by Bad C dev November 19, 2024

Hail Hoots!

Hail Hoots! Our mighty god of the Terrorvortex! May he save us from the evil wizard Zargothrax!

Person A: my mom just got killed by the Death Knights of Crail.

Person B: Hail Hoots!

Person A: Hail Hoots!

by Zargothrax Did Nothing Wrong May 7, 2024

Hail Kickler

When you raise your foot into the air to "Hail Hitler", but because it is with your foot, it is Kickler.

The offensive friend sent his German friend a picture of his foot in the air with the caption " Hail Kickler", in a bad attempt at an offensive joke based on the German friends' heritage.

by IfkIfk March 18, 2023

kale hail

The health craze that put kale on the pedestal of ultimate smart foods.

I was never really into the kale hail phase.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

goodern hail

Adjective: Describes something that is "good as hell", meaning excellent, of superior and unequal merit or worth.

"That new Skoal dip tastes "goodern hail"
"Let me try some!"
"Do not touch the can!"

by Virgjmewkjwe.lhdwwedxexdqewdde December 5, 2019