humpety hump

when 2 groups of mates have a contest to see who can hump mate eachothers faster

I wnted competition so I did a humpety hump

by TurtleDude87 May 14, 2009

humpyquamquil

A bathrobe or dressing gown

Everyone should have a humpyquamquil.

by gtuer July 25, 2011

Hempty

When you go to your stash thinking you still have some weed only to find its empty.

Example #1

Person # 1

Hey, wanna smoke? I have half a bone in my ashtray. Go grab it.

Person #2
Yo, you must've smoked it already cause that shits hempty!

Example #2

"Dude, all the way home from work I'm thinking I'm gonna smoke that weed I had left in my grinder but it was hempty! I'm gonna kick the shit out of my girlfriend!

by JoeBoots August 19, 2013

humpturbate

The act of humping your bed in a form of quick masturbation.

I humpturbated last night.

by Generic Brony January 1, 2014

humpy dory

when your wife has sex with you to resolve tension built up after menstruation.

My wife apologized yesterday for being such a bitch this week, everything is now humpy dory.

by doubledutchwindmill February 21, 2014

Humpygrumpy

The act of being pissed off or mad after sex.

Humpygrumpy: Whoa, she was so humpy grumpy after they fucked around on my couch.

by TNT X2 August 11, 2016

Humpy

A state of excitement to the point of feeling like humping the air.

"I am getting downright humpy about this trip!"

"Ah jeez, I'm starting to get humpyyy."

by J0hnP3nis November 23, 2016