hoitch

n. Someone or something that is a combination of a ho and a bitch. It can be a compliment or an insult. adj. hoitchy, hoitchtacular, hoitchtastic, hoitcherific, hoitchful, hoitch-filled

1. "Emma Frost is a hoitch." 2. "My, Emma, you're looking hoitchy today!" 3. "Your hoitch-filled words sting." 4. "Have a hoitcherific day!" 5. "That movie was hoitchtastic!"

by Lainason January 17, 2007

Hoin

A hoin is when you are very calm and friendly and flip shit for no apparent reason. They can go from sleeping to killing in .2 seconds. Its bi-polar on steroids.

My boss will hoin me if he finds out i drank his coffee.

by ScrotumLick June 5, 2011

HoinK

The sound a mans penis makes when they stick it inside an empty bottle and proceed to 'have their way' with it.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

HOIT

Hand On the Inner Thigh. A sign of friendship or affection shown between friends and lovers of either sex. Also exercised when watching scary movies.

Amber: Today has been a total nightmare!
Jared: (places hand on thigh) Yeah, well chin up!
Amber: Your hand is on my thigh.
Jared: Congrats! You've been HOITed.

by Fastball35 October 31, 2011

hoiny

The crevice between your thigh and shin
Very lickable.

" GUURRRRRL. AIDAN LICKED MY HOINY"
"your hoINY?! I could use a good hoiny licking right about now"

by hoinylicker July 21, 2017

summer hoilday hangover

when you wake up on the 1st day bck @ school after the summer and you feel like shit as you cant get a lie in

1st day back after the summer
dude 1: man i had to get up early i feel like shite
dude 2:u have got a summer hoilday hangover

by AttIc ViSion January 2, 2009

hoitch

Another term for broad.Also chick,
A female.

Paul-"Hey dude, check out that fuckin
hoitch"!!
Jim-"Yo man I see her"

by Paul Lindstrom September 1, 2005