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Jai Hoed

To be taken down or fail. This must be attacked by another person. Could be tabled, triped or any other way of falling.
Tom triped tim
Tom says: you got jai hoed
by AD'SOUZA April 7, 2009
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hoedown throwdown

When a man pays for prostitution (hoe), throws her on to his car (throw) and goes down. By prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus, and by man, I mean a 30 year old who goes to her shows, front stage to try and catch a glimpse of underage Disney paradise
Mike: Hey man, I went to a Miley gig and saw something special during the hoedown throwdown! When she "country-fied" it. I blew my load
Greg: Dude, you're like 30, she's like 12! Now give me my pizza and fuck off to your basement.
by Conrad The Amazer November 16, 2009
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hoed up

when two hoes have random hoe sex
I was hoed up with this chick i met last nite
by Anonymous July 10, 2003
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Hoedown

The time when all the hoes get together and maybe dance.
"Will you be at the hoedown?"
"No, I will not, as I am NOT a hoe"
"oh ok. I think I understand the true meaning of hoedown"
by Little miss sunshine November 13, 2013
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HOEDOE

a hoe on dope.some one with with problems.
paris hilton is a hoedoe.
by jonathan r. September 26, 2007
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hoedeo

female version of brodeo
promanently female gathering
"god i thort i was gonna turn lezi any seconde on saturday nite"
"yerr wot a hoedeo"
by sofi=] January 22, 2008
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Hoed-in

Hoed-in is a way of saying you're going to be snowed-in with a Ho, during a temporary time when there will be a significant snowfall, such as when a blizzard or snow warning is fore-cast for your area, over the weekend.

Although someone who's got no game can ruin the perfect opportunity -- usually being hoed-in is the antidote to cabin fever, as you plan ahead for the get together, once you already heard the fore-cast of snow conditions (harsh snow conditions which make everyone less inclined to be outdoors anyhow).

In theory a snowfall would last only a few days at most, and then the session would lead to a refreshing period of socio-spatial independence, much like lions in the wild, after a period filled with hours, and various rounds, of intense and repeated copulation.

Although most often used in advanced (based on a smooth game-planning skills), being hoed-in can be used in past-tense, however, to describe a weekend of surprise snow sex, even if it wasn't planned.

Usually, you plan to get hoed-in with someone you are fond of.

Being hoed-in can be used to refer to men or women, depending on various factors, such as the relationship, who's doing the game planning, and who is hosting the copulatory olympic session.
Friend 1: "Hey weather fore-cast is now saying up to 40 inches of snow this weekend, fuck, it's going to be a pain in the ass to shovel-out my car on Saturday."

Friend 2: "Naw. I can't wait for the snow. I'll be hoed-in this weekend. It can't snow enough."
by gggkkkaaakkk February 5, 2010
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