hmdm

Hit My DM

hmdm for some sexy ass nudes

by PussyEater3000 November 3, 2015

hmu for a tbh

To ask someone to "hit them up"(hmu) for a "to be honest"(tbh). Basically you text them referring to the hmu for a tbh and they tell you how they really feel about you, or you give them the name of a person and they say how they really feel about them. Most of the time they lie, so don't trust their "real" opinion too much. Mostly used on Snapchat

Person1: Hmu for a tbh about someone I know and I'll tell you how I feel about them.

Person2: How do you feel about Person3?

Person1: They can be ok at times, but they can be really annoying every now and then. Also their breath smells horrible all the time. Even after they brush their teeth.

Person2: Dang...

by WearHeeliesToEscapeYourFeelies October 23, 2017

HMS

An abbreviation for "Her(His) Majesty's Ship" which is used to identify ships of the United Kingdom.

The HMS Victory has just sailed into Plymouth harbour

by Rado December 18, 2004

hms

Basic bitch initials for Hate MySelf

*posts picture of self* (Tagline) - Not looking good today hms

by Shitebag5 May 17, 2015

H.M.B.

Acronym-High Maintenance Bitch

by Neil October 27, 2003

hmmful

1) Girl's unexpected condition after Freudian slip happens
2) A state of mind when u disagree with something, but do not want to explicitly say it
3) A mood when u r so exhausted that u can't think, but still pretend u can

"darling how about anal sex" "hmm.." "lets see, whoops.." "hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!"

"(boring bla bla bla)" "hmm" "u are so hmmful! anyway, (more boring bla bla bla)"

by B^B December 26, 2009

HMA

Hot Mom Alert

Classier than MILF so you can yell out "HMA!" in public places like Disney World.

by Peein n yo pants isthe coolest April 26, 2017