hatcore

A form of rap that consists of hat-based lyrics, and dissing other hatcore members. Naming the types of hats, listing why your hat is superior, why the other MC's hat is inferior, and referencing famous hats are also a major part of this genre.

"You done now, I use hats like Kung Lao."
-Cumfucius

"When I'm done with you I'll have everyone with thats on their chests."
-Fatty Goodness

"I've got shit upon my head that most of you won't even have when you're dead."
-illgill

"Hatcore, smacking you whack whores, with bats for no reason..."
-KABUTO THE PYTHON

by Cumfucius February 5, 2009

Head-Hancho

An important person; someone who is considered the center of attraction

He is the best. he has to be the head-hancho.

by Bib-Bob December 24, 2011

Hatchmeister

a big, dumb douchebag who fights random people on the boardwalk when no friends are around, then later exaggerates the story to friends.

*may cut knuckles with razor blades.

kid 1: yo this kid is being a hatchmeister right now
kid 2:bro i know, hes got fresh cuts on him knuckles 2 days after the "fight"

by bigdick4real August 14, 2010

hachistan

hachistan is a very funny creator on tik tok. She’s mutuals with everyone... Weird humor. But no one dislikes her. Except that trumpie in one of their tiktoks...

hey u know hachistan?
yes.. we’re mutuals.
ok let’s kiss.

by cooch_destroyer6 February 21, 2021

Hachinpa

Hachinpa is a term used after someone says something that you don’t believe. It is short for “100 Percent”. This term is often used in a sarcastic manner.

John: I just got 16 kills in Fortnite!!

Jack: Hachinpa dudeee

by xLexGamingTTV September 13, 2021

Vanilla Hatchet

A vanilla hatchet refers to the act of a caucasian male punishing feminist behavior by fastening a blade to his erect phallus and slashing the perpetrator in the face with said blade.

Mike's wife was engaging in unruly feminist behavior, so he treated her to his infamous vanilla hatchet.

by Stefo July 27, 2006

Hamchog

The feral Hamchog is an endangered species native to the hills of Scotland. It is most commonly found nesting beneath the bows of pine trees on a bed of heather. First it takes great care flattening the heather surrounding its chosen tree before entering a state of semi hibernation. It is whilst in this lucid state that the Chog takes to mating with itself. The asexual Chog can spend days, even weeks seducing itself but this often fails to produce offspring. There is currently only one known true Hamchog in existence.

There is no documented proof of the Hamchog however it was last sighted springing through dense heathers on the 14/05/07 in the hills outside Abernethy, Scotland.

by Hamchog enthusiast May 29, 2007