caesarean haircut

1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.

2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.

“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”

“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 29, 2010

the haircut

a homosexual woman's haircut, ie.. mullet

Ole girl has the haircut.

by j crench September 27, 2007

emo haircut

non-existant. haircuts do not make people emo. style does not make people emo. just because you may have what is percieved to be an emo-haircut, does not mean your emo. so grow the fuck up.

Dude, your haircut is emo. You have an emo haircut, you emo.

Er, no, im quite happy, i just like this haircut

by ace087 July 13, 2010

post-haircut lesbian look

The way one looks after getting a haircut in which enough hair is left to make them look like a lesbian.

Dude, that haircut will look awesome after the post-haircut lesbian look dies down a little bit.

by Michael LeSuer May 21, 2007

emo haircut

Yin and Yang, Emo haircut and Mullet. They complete each other. The Emo haircut is short in the back and long in the front, preferably covering the person's good eye. You will find that the area of the face obstructed by hair is directly proportional to the douchebaggery exuding from the emoee in question. Emo haircuts are high-maintainence. It often takes hours to get that "just rolled out of bed" look.
They are best when complemented with hot topic gear, patches, razor blades, and a tear tatooed under the one visible eye. Pacifiers are no longer in style, and should not be worn with an emo haircut under any circumstances.

Various androgenous japanese video game characters.

"Cloud, cut off your fucking emo haircut!"

"Vincent, your hair is totally fucking 'emo douchebag'"

by joe peak July 29, 2006

emosexual haircut

a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally sports highlights of many different colors.

look at tim. he has such an emosexual haircut.

by urine4it February 10, 2010

Chocolate Haircut

When you take a crap and some of the poo gets stuck on your ass hair, when the poo dries and you need to cut the hair so you can properly shit again!!

I spend too long in the toilet, I think I need a Chocolate Haircut so I can shit properly again.

by Saulness. November 30, 2011