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jack hammond

The act of anal sex so hard that the arsehole folds out and splits open.
Man, I Jack Hammond her!
by Josh Cassar November 15, 2007
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hairmonster

woman, usually caucasion whom in the 80's used a full can of aquanet hairspray to get all 18" of her hair to pile on top of her head
That hairmonster with the leg warmers and the two tone jeans certainly is bangable
by badsean September 4, 2004
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Cigarette Harmonica

A non-musical harmonica made my cutting the top and bottom off of a pack of cigarettes (preferably 100's) and smoking all of them, at once, through the pack, like a bundle of cigarettes; effectively creating a Cigarette Harmonica.
"Ed, let's go make another cigarette harmonica."

"Hell yeah! But I don't wanna puke again..."
by Kevin Pannell December 15, 2008
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Harmony

Harmony is hard to get to know, if you get on her bad side you better watch your back or she will cut you. Harmony is a great person but seriously, she will cut you.
Person 1: You know harmony?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: I heard she cuts everyone she doesn't like
Person 2: I wont get on her bad side then!
by BitchWhoHatesEveryone July 17, 2017
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Harmony Korine

When the cycles of life work together. Named after the filmmaker, so that it makes you pay attention to Nature differently.
I was out at the National Park tripping on shrooms, and I saw the Harmony Korine of it.
by pogue2012 June 20, 2008
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harmonoff

A tool used among friends to retain possession of a certain seat. Basically the same thing as saying "fives," but sounds cooler.
Jesus: I gotta go take a sh*t, harmonoff.
Joseph: Harmonoff? what the f*ck does that mean?
Jehova: It means you can't take his seat, he'll be right back.
Joseph: Isn't Harmonoff Telly's cousin from KIDS? The one who fcks all the retarded b*tches?
Jehova: Yeah it is. And it also means stay the f*ck out of my seat.
by shitisbananas May 13, 2008
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hairmonica

A euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex.
Dude, Sally really gets off when I play her hairmonica!
by dingleningle August 16, 2014
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