Haimona 

Haimona, Is the type of guy to go out on a night out and get so much pussy, He likes to drink and he is borderline alcoholic. Great bloke

Haimona man is a player

Haimona by Qttyggg November 23, 2021

haimogabum 

Vaginal hair

You don't have any haimogabum! What's the reason for that?

haimogabum by Peter Luk August 29, 2003

HamOnABicycle 

ham daddy

-pure

guy 1: have u seen hamonabicycle online lately

guy 2: oh yes, ham daddy

(you're welcome ham, -pure)

HamOnABicycle by pure! March 21, 2021

Haironautics 

(n)the theory and practice of hair restoration

Hey, you're no longer a slaphead. Have you been to a clinic. No I read a book on haironautics and as you can see I am no longer bald.

Haironautics by Michael Pettett August 28, 2006

haironautics 

(also haironautic, haironautical) Elaborately and clearly artificially sculpted hairstyles that require a degree in engineering to create and maintain, and that in some cases could carry the wearer aloft were it not for the pounds of product required to achieve them. Found most commonly at weddings. As an adjective, used to describe the products and tools required to accomplish these hair arrangements that appear to defy the laws of physics.

Antonym: hairgonomics

Wedding guest 1: "Is it just me, or are the bridesmaids in this wedding sporting some serious haironautics?"

Wedding Guest 2: "For sure, that last gust of wind would have sent the one with the wingy things airborne if she hadn't been weighed down by all that product."

haironautics by terminally.ill June 13, 2009

Hammonasset 

Connecticut State Park and beach with sick biking trails, bike jumps, a quiet peaceful atmosphere, and loads of females. Last time we went, we smoked and ate like $50 of fish down at Lenny & Joe’s, then we were making s’mores and some hoe gave my buddy a handjob for some wax, and this one dude drank frog piss outta a Gatorade bottle at 2:00 AM. Fantastic spot for crabbing, just don’t fall into any of the rivers or you’ll get your toes pinched off. Visit Hammonasset State Park sometime, you won’t regret it!

Joey: Yo I brought some bud for Hammonasset next week.
Todd: No way bro I’ll bring my piece, can’t wait to smoke at the beach and stargaze broski

Hammonasset by Jedijonathan1234 July 7, 2019

HAIMON

s0n 0f cRe0n, in the fadgrigal book of antigone

I am HAIMON, SON OF CREON.

HAIMON by RUMP RANGER March 29, 2003