Hail Satan Suicide

When one person is sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and a different man is in a mock 69, operating the pedals of the vehicle with his hands whilst balls deep in the driver's mouth.

Instead of a typical suicide pact, me and my bro decided to Hail Satan Suicide into whatever God has predestined.

by Mr. Splashy Pants December 22, 2023

Brown Hail

When a person shits pellets on another person

"Yea Tommy let his brown hail loose on me last night"

by Ronnoc760 February 15, 2025

Nut Hail Mary

When you ejaculate across the room and into the anal cavity of either a male or a female.

My bitch wanted a nut hail mary so I threw it.

by Legiitz September 15, 2018

Project Hail Mary

A really good book with a star and a rock and stuff.

"Hey have you read Project Hail Mary?"
"No"
"You should its really good"
"Dave this is the tenth time you've told me this. Please stop"

by SethBloc September 8, 2021

hail apex

The name of a predator best known for fucking up bitches

You look like a hail apex

by Anonymous anomalies June 13, 2017

goodern hail

Adjective: Describes something that is "good as hell", meaning excellent, of superior and unequal merit or worth.

"That new Skoal dip tastes "goodern hail"
"Let me try some!"
"Do not touch the can!"

by Virgjmewkjwe.lhdwwedxexdqewdde December 5, 2019

A Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are "A Hail Mary Dynamite".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025