guff

another name for someone breaking wind

ugh ! have you just guffed??

by lorrii3 February 15, 2009

gaffy

to get clubbed with a "gaffy stick", which is the same as a club

I'm gonna gaffy you if you dont watch out!

He got gaffied like a little bitch.

I'll get my gaffy stick so we can go gaffy some folks up.

by velkyn November 30, 2003

Guff

you know beef, hate, jeolousy

What you got guff?

by Anoop George May 8, 2003

gruffy

Fucked Up, Messed Up, Wrecked, Generaly Totaled, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

1. We got gruffy in da parking lot after the club let out!

2. Dat bitch was trying to get gruffy cuz her friends was wit her

by ya know55 May 19, 2010

guff nut

gobbet of faecal matter, usually attached to hair close to the anus.

the prospect of 69 heaven evaporated as a guff nut hove into view.

by chumpflower December 16, 2003

guff

A misogomy of gerulous verbosity

Forget all that guff about indolent behaviour.

by Hercolena Oliver March 9, 2009

guff

The act of losing your 'swim team' do to an exciting situation.

Gillian: Look 4 people behind you. This broad has the one of the top 5 racks I have ever seen
Dan: I just guffed in my pants.

by stuarts91 July 11, 2011