Grumpy Dumpy

A shit that is not refreshing and feels bad to let go

I just shitted in my pants this shit a grumpy dumpy. -Palmer Mcshitter

by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022

Pumping a grumpy

Slang for having a bowel movement, pooping, taking a shit, etc

Bro where the hell were you, we lost the game because of you

Stfu, I was pumping a grumpy.

by Davehar March 28, 2025

Mean mr. Grumpy

A fart characterised by an extraordinary long low growl when releasing gas from the rectum. The name derives from the creators of such farts, grumpy old men. also because the fart seems to mimic the sound of a grumpy old man.

Buuuuurrrrttt! Fuck i just left a mean mr. Grumpy

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

grumpy biscuit

A person who is annoyed by serious stuff, spamming the word "STOP", "WHAT", or something goes along the line.

person: "Somebody has stolen your video for an ad!"
A GB (Grumpy Biscuit): "STOP!"
person #2: "Stop being so obnoxious, you grumpy biscuit."

by DoodleBaldiBFB August 22, 2019

Grumpy Stumper

A Poo in the toilet bowl that sinks to the bottom and is sturdy enough to poke through the top of the water.

"Rambo looked into the toilet to discover his creation poking proudly through the bog like an island in the middle of a murky swamp. Thats a sturdy grumpy stumper."

by Exotrine August 1, 2025

Grumpy Troll

The act of two individuals rubbing their buttholes together in a misguided attempt to achieve sexual pleasure. So named for the involuntary noises and facial expressions made by the participants during the act.

Person 1: Guys, I tried the Grumpy Troll last night.

Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.

Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.

Person 2: How hard did you try.

Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.

by NoMoreButtRubs September 12, 2012

double grumpy

To take an extra large voluptuous extremely painful and sometimes explosive poop in your pants

That taco johns went right through me, I gotta go to a double grumpy.

by mogerbitch2 January 12, 2020