Grosomes

Grosomes refers to a couple in which one of its members is great and the other one is awesome.

Do you know Indy? ... We're Grosomes!! Yeah!

by cabanator August 23, 2011

dick groove

A wide gap between a woman's breasts. Popular belief says dick grooves are aquired from titty fucking.

HAHA check out that dick groove, its wider than the grand canyon.

by JohnnyOzzie September 22, 2007

Wishful grooming

When you landscape (or manscape) in hopes that someone will be seeing it.

I'm not sleeping with anyone right now, but I'm practicing wishful grooming just in case I meet someone unexpectedly. I want to be prepared.

by losgadh April 23, 2011

Harsh my groove

Bring someone down or bum them out when they are in their groove

Dude was trying to harsh my groove, not cool.

by Hippie Lovegods August 29, 2011

dog groomer

> The unfortunate person that has to squeeze your dogs asshole so it splurts all over...sometimes on you

> Someone who gets bit by a dog and the owner says “I don’t believe he bit you he’s never bit anyone!” (When you know damn well he has) where’s the sympathy?

> Someone that makes your dog beautiful and doesn’t always get tipped. Do you tip YOUR hairstylist every time?

> A majician. That’s what dog owners think anyway, “ I brushed him last night so just a light trim would be good.” And the hair is matted to the skin! Abracadabra! Your dog now looks like a naked mole rat because you can’t brush it every now and then.

> The one that answers the phone on Christmas Eve and has to listen to someone rant about how they need their giant schnauzer groomed TODAY. And then they freak out totally puzzled at the fact that you can’t get them in.

Woo hoo it’s saturday! Oh wait I’m a dog groomer.

by Pibblelover January 5, 2019

Grooveshark

When you have sex with the person you really want to be with rather than settling for sex with someone who possesses similar traits or features (pandora-ing).

Based on Grooveshark. the online music streaming site where you can hear the exact song you would like to, rather than someting "similar" (such as Pandora).

"Adam lost interest and I started having sex with someone similar because I missed him. Then, the other night he called me and it was total grooveshark until the early morning. Yes!

by mindyspark October 15, 2011

goomer

Both a gamer and a coomer. One who cooms after gaming

Yea, I'm a gamer and I coom, so what? Don't "ok goomer" me.

by Selym Wow September 27, 2020