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Groated

Combination of gross and bloated, generally associated with menstrual ailments.
I can't go out tonight, I feel groated.
by TwistedPrincess February 20, 2011
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Grooted

A spiritual term indicating that you are grounded and your roots are firmly set. Ready to take on any task and/or meditate.
I had to get really {grooted} before I spoke to my boss about the raise.
by Enchanted Angel Lights May 5, 2015
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Grafton

A single, alone, man/child, that has no friends. He comes from a dump truck. Lives alone with a couple of raccoons.

Otherwise a compleat ass.
Man: Who are you?, and you smell awful,
Grafton: I’m Grafton
Man: excuse me... *hurl*
by Jakajns February 13, 2019
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grifter

1 (classical definition): noun, someone who gets money dishonestly by tricking people

2 (modern internet definition): noun, someone you don't like but somehow has money despite that fact

Pictured below: a mother talking to someone who does not like her daughter
A sure sign that someone is a grifter is if they have a patreon despite the fact that they have opinions you disagree with.
by GamersHolyArmy June 24, 2021
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Grafton, Massachusetts

Grafton Massachusetts was founded by Elias Coopersmith, Earl of Lockenshire, a wealthy land baron of the early colonial era. Coopersmith was born in England, however, migrated to the America's after receiving a large land grant from King James I. He brought his wife, Rachel Coopersmith, formerly Rachel Sutherland duchess of Clackmannanshire, Scotland. The duchess was a notoriously stubborn woman and was said to have caused the Earl a great deal of distress in his early years. Even friends of Lord Coopersmith, such as the pious Cotton Mather, were quite distrustful of the young bride. Mather described her as "slack jawed Irish teague." Mrs. Coopersmith was often confused for a crass irish peasant as she did not delight in the common pleasantries of a gentile existence.
Grafton was eventually named after Lord Coopersmith's mistress, Margot Hery Grafton III. Margot was the daughter of a local cooper who shared a bed with the Earl during his travels to Boston and Salem. Rachel Sutherland was said to have moved to Virginia to live with her brother Christopher James McHale IV, a wealthy plantation owner who had made an early fortune on his export of indigo and tobacco.
This history although long and often confusing tells very interesting tale of the foundation of Grafton Massachusetts. Walking through the streets of this small country town you would never know its name was founded by the efforts of a lonely coopers daughter in the bedroom of a small Inn in East Boston
The phrase "as backwards as Grafton, Massachusetts" came from this tale
by Christopher Whalen January 5, 2009
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Groff Snoff

The act of getting orally snoffed by a colleague. Sometimes ends in sexual pleasure, but most often ends in tears. You know you are doing it correctly if your nose bleeds.
Damn, Nick just groff snoffed me in the bathroom. My junk is tender.
by Lo-Mo May 26, 2011
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Grafton

Grafton is a poor version of Cedarburg. They can't win a sport even if they tried. They live in a shitty town filled with average people. How boring. Nowhere near the competition level of Homestead & Cedarburg.
Man: Do you live in Grafton?
Boy: Yeah
Man: Im so sorry
by grafton sportssuck March 25, 2010
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