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Grundle Shredder

A deliberate action in which the area between one's scrota and anus is beset by a ferocious manipulation, by way of hand, mouth, lead pipe, a wayward retainer or any other intrument (hereby defined as an object which is capable of damage to the aforementioned area).
When Martha found out that Gilgamesh was having sexual intercourse with her sister, she grabbed a bowling pin and gave him a grundle shredder that required twenty-three taint stitches.
by Frank Lucius Grelmo November 9, 2008
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Grundle Mummies

When toilet paper gets stuck on your grundle and when found later looked aged as if its king tuts mummy on your grundle.
Sidedoor Sally was going down on me and became disgust when she found my grundle mummies.
by Tit Whale January 16, 2009
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grundle dan

Grundle Dan is a name that actor and Smosh Cast member Shayne Topp (@supershayne on twitter) uses as a joke and is mostly used for vulgar purposes
I just had he most horrific sex with Grundle Dan
by SSshshshshshshshshdhidfofogjko November 30, 2017
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Grinder

1. Someone staying on top of their shit. (ie. making money, accomplishing goals, getting an education, career, etc.)
2. Someone who is always on the grind.
Girl you know I'm a grinder
I can't let you hold me back
You want too much control
It's bringing me down
I have to stay in the grind
And make money and do good things for me.
by Pri Pri December 27, 2006
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grundleosis

A burning sensation occuring in the grundle.
Person 1: Dude, my grundle is burning.

Person 2: Dude, you have grundleosis.
by Chippa January 30, 2005
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grundle nugget

A person that is short, pudgy, and dirty. They usually have curly filthy hair. They also tend to eat the brown chip gardettos. You can point a true grundle nugget out a mile away. They get no bitches either.
The grundle nugget that lives next door gets on my last damn nerve.
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Grundle paste

Caution: not for teeth. The greasy substance that may be under your finger nails after a nice long grundle scratch.
Your grundle paste on my nails made it look like I had a old French manicure.
by Jmarsh March 23, 2013
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