Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

grease pellets

Something gross and disgusting

"I make grease pellets with my sweat"

by Darktris February 7, 2017

Greanncy

Greanncy....where do I even start. He is a caring, funny, and an amazing person. He has difficulty empathizing with people and is scared to embrace the responsibility of making his own decisions and making himself happy. Although he may not be good at that, he really is an endearing person from top to bottom. The one to always light up the room when he walks in. The clown of the group, but that would probably make him one hot clown. Greanncy is a gift and burden, but no one would have it any other way because everyone loves him

“Oh my god! You know a Greanncy?! Me too!!”

by Joneeel July 21, 2019

Gevaldo

Gevaldo is a cool guy name.

Hi, my name is Gevaldo, the cool guy name.

by totally_coolDude June 22, 2020

Grease Lighting

When a fat person tries to gas light you.

That fat person was grease lighting me into believing that McDonalds is healthier than normal burgers.

by Swag Man of Swagsylvania May 4, 2021

grease pony

a slur. its just a slur. its a slur for something

did you see that kid? he’s a fucking grease pony

by WilburSootSimp October 13, 2022

cave grease

cave gease is where some one is fingering there asshole, and when the ring piece gets really wet, that is called cave grease.

hey dad, i was fingering my asshole, and my ring piece was soaking wet, " no silly, that' s cave grease".

by yeahhh_boyyy July 28, 2009