greedfest

a Virus that Masquerades as latte art coffee passion. Greedfest is Actually a manmade virus built to collect as much money per hour as possible.

More profitable than coffee once the larvae hatch and begin to eat your soul. Once you sponsor greedfest the viral host won't let you leave.

Outbreaks are tri-annual but it may be treated with a lawyer and a truthful Interrogatory.

in Extreme cases greedfest Delusions Exhibit irrational beliefs, held with a high level of conviction that they own a state such as Washington, they are highly resistant to change even when the delusional party is exposed to forms of proof that contradict the greedfest organism.

Simple word associations are impossible to the greedfest patient i.e. I say coffee city and you say? Clearly Seattle is where a coffee association would locate a show.

Friends don't let Friends Greedfest. Just say NO to lifestyle events or wear protection. Their is help available if you genuinely care about coffee.

i got shafted and woke up with greedfest! Went in for latteart and came out in superior court wearing a used lifestyle...what an event.

by Latte Art July 15, 2010

Greed cakes

A delicious snack cake that you don't want to share with anyone else. Common examples would be: chocolate cream filled cup cakes, Ring Dings, Ding Dongs, Suzy Q's, Little Debbies, Zingers, Drakes Cakes, etc.

Yo bro' back off my greed cakes! I'm gonna woffenberg them all by myself.

by FrankyDNYC November 18, 2015

Greediot

A greedy ignorant individual who is manipulated into doing something against his best interests.

"Grandpa loved Trickle -Down Economics even though he didn't fully understand it and he thought that Ronald Reagan was better than Jesus, Grandpa was a greediot".

by hadoukentotheface April 6, 2020

greed over people

What the GOP's identity is in the present day. Any person who does what Trump did during his presidency.

Republicans do damage as they die off. It's greed over people.

by The Real Driller November 11, 2021

Greedoism

A rare syndrome when a rapper moves to California and turns themselves in.

03 Greedo was diagnosed with Greedoism

by Greedoism December 28, 2022

comedic greed

Doing/saying something purely in the interest of self-amusement.

"These jokes aren't funny at all." "They're funny to me, and that's all that matters."

by Ovens June 7, 2005

greeds

Nickname for anyone who believes profits are more important than people.

(Not as nasty as the nickname the greeds have for non-greeds, which is "idiots." But then again, non-greeds aren't as smart (or vicious). {half-sarcasm intended}

The greeds have organized individually, and via both corporations, and government to: a) limit the power, health, and well-being of the general public via new laws and regulations; b) remove established standards of living, and encourage the workplace to disregard the concerns, safety, and respect of the workers; c) amass excess wealth to one or two percent of the people, to the detriment of the majority; d) unduly influence a significant number of remaining middle-class persons via false, excessively biased, and misleading news reporting (as well as over-riding previous FCC policy that endorsed truth in journalism with 2004 FL appellate court ruling stating that there is no rule/law that says journalism has to be truthful); e) disenfranchise, encourage, and institute new policies and laws limiting, and eliminating, voter rights, aka voter suppression; f) utilize and increase pre-existing bias and intolerance to further divide the majority against itself; and f) continue these and other previous disingenuous reorganization efforts.

by One of the "idiots" October 2, 2011