Gretch

A nickname for Gretchen

Girl: See her! That’s Gretchen! I call her Gretch.

by Imjusthereastranger June 15, 2018

Gratchit

Shreveport slang for green, or weed, obtained by a difficult process. Like steet dealing with people you would usually not deal with, and then having to deal with thier cousins too.

"Nigga you know what I had to go through to get this green?"

"Dis dat gratchit!"

green weed grind bama cutthroat

by Port City Hustla July 7, 2010

gretchan

A short girl, usually snobby, who gets jealous when her friend hangs out with their best friend. Mostly with a lot of brothers and has a complicated parent story. Always with dirty blonde hair. Gretchans usually get jealous and petty fast. Never really pretty but can stab you in the back fast. Stay away from a Gretchan

Whoa, Gretchan freaked when Ashley and Sarah hung out without her!

by Emily Hawk February 21, 2017

Gretchen

A fucking Bitch.

Gretchen is a fucking bitch

by TonyFromBrook October 6, 2020

Goatcheese Surprise

1. The act of squatting over and performing The Goat over a sleeping individual. Upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. Don't forget to call him a fag and kick him in the ass 2. a REAL dick move.

Some dude: Yesterday John woke up to me giving him the Goatcheese Surprise. He was so scared that he shit himself

Other dude: Oh MY GOD!

Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.

by Chrisopher Walken October 27, 2011

grachy

To be both groggy and achy, esp. when one is sick.

Man, I can't shake this bug. I woke up this morning feeling grachy.

by Lori Longie December 7, 2006

gatch

a laptop case with a built-in hood

"Man, that Gatch is the ginchiest laptop case I have ever seen. I dig it the most, daddio!

by Maynard G. Krebs August 22, 2003