Gooner

Discord user QBMaste

That fucking gooner qb is here, yay.

by Gloogus February 3, 2024

gooner sauce

semen

my bud got his gooner sauce all over my face during the 4 hour long goon sesh

by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023

Gooner

One that is chronically addicted to pornography and will masturbate to it all day long.

Examples of gooners: Owen Crummey, Fiontan Lagan, Cassan Mckee, Evan Copeland, Ethan Travers, Gracie Bingham, Martin Travers (to his pigeons), Aidan Scallon, Jamie Murney and David jones.

Ethan travers is a gooner, he goons to kids

by Manus craig December 9, 2023

Goonestrious

A state when you break your edging streak to another big burly man

Chase was in goonestrious after looking at Braulick Indian men.

by The GoonMaster February 15, 2024

Gooner

A goober that's missing/gone

Jeff is a gooner.

by DarkThirsty February 27, 2024

goonwife

A woman to whom you most reliably or consistently goon, to the point of a certain loyalty being established. Likely, the gooner has fallen in love with the woman, who is typically but not always, a celebrity or e-girl. The excessive, masturbatory evolution of, but not limited to, ‘the celebrity crush.’

I wouldn’t say I haven’t jerked it to another girl now and then, but Charli D’Amelio is without a doubt my goonwife. I can’t get enough of her.

by Paul Zoinker March 13, 2024

Gooner

A slur used against bile spewers and nursing spewers in Helldivers II.

"Ah fuck, I got gooned on by a gooner"

by GrandAutismo131 March 26, 2024