by grizzlymaster March 6, 2009
Get the goofballs mug.1. To slack off or waste time with the implication that the time is better spent at something to hand (like one's job);
2. Semi-euphemism for "masturbate."
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2. Semi-euphemism for "masturbate."
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-After school, Sam was downtown as usual, the typical small-town Drugstore Cowboy, goofing off.
-In the movie THE LAST PICTURE SHOW (1971), the coach's remark to the basketball team, "If y'all boys didn't jack off so much, you might amount to something," was replaced by "If y'all boys didn't goof off so much, you might amount to something," for the TV release.
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-In the movie THE LAST PICTURE SHOW (1971), the coach's remark to the basketball team, "If y'all boys didn't jack off so much, you might amount to something," was replaced by "If y'all boys didn't goof off so much, you might amount to something," for the TV release.
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by al-in-chgo August 18, 2010
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by chyeahd January 17, 2008
Get the goof ballism mug.I didn't want to go pick up the pizza, but my friend Godfathered me, by saying he would pay for the pizza if I drove.
I was hesitant to trade Ray Rice, but he Godfathered me, offering me Arian Foster and a WR.
I was hesitant to trade Ray Rice, but he Godfathered me, offering me Arian Foster and a WR.
by Big Philly T June 27, 2012
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Get the seba gooba mug.When you and a girl have very drunken sexual relations with each other. Unfortunately, this girl is on her period. Godfathering occurs when you wake up with blood all over your crotch and body, and wake up screaming.
Guy: Me and this girl hooked up last night, but she didn't tell me she was on her period.... Not a pleasant sight in the morning.
Friend: DUDE, you just got Godfather'd!!
Friend: DUDE, you just got Godfather'd!!
by Berbs1892 May 10, 2011
Get the Godfather'd mug.Term used by Canadians, mostly those associated with Canadian Inmates or Convicts, in reference to Narcs, Rats, people known for crimes against children ( Child Molesters, Child Abusers, Pedophiles). These people are often found in P.C (or Protective Custody) when serving a jail sentence because people in the General Population can not find any way to trust a Narc nor do they condone such behaviors and heinous crimes against nature. To be a 'Goof' is to be THE LOWEST form of 'human' and most are not perceived as such, which is why most often it does not weigh on one's conscience to "get rid of" a goof.
If a person is called a Goof the expected protocol is to react with physical violence. If said person is defeated in said physical dispute, it does not mean they are in fact a 'Goof', because their actions were in self defense and that person loses no respect. If the person does NOT react in a physically violent manner, they lose all respect and their character comes under serious question and they run the risk of being exiled or alienated from all those who once associated with them
If a person is called a Goof the expected protocol is to react with physical violence. If said person is defeated in said physical dispute, it does not mean they are in fact a 'Goof', because their actions were in self defense and that person loses no respect. If the person does NOT react in a physically violent manner, they lose all respect and their character comes under serious question and they run the risk of being exiled or alienated from all those who once associated with them
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