Semen Goggles

A working person that wears glasses. Not because he is partially sighted, but to protect his/her eyes from spunk after sucking the boss off due to them being up the bosses arse all the time.

"Check out semen goggles Pedro, thats one way to get on the mounting table in the mornings! "

by Hedgehog Dave February 15, 2014

daddy goggles

The tendency for dads to think their sons are way better athletes than they really are.

Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.

Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.

by DROD76 October 28, 2015

GiggleFuck

To be struck with an incessant laughing/giggle fit that keeps going on and on at inconvenient times, rendering you fucked because now you look weird.

Person 1: *sitting in a classroom which is currently silent then happens to think of a funny line from Pineapple Express that strikes a chord* AhahahahahahahahaHAHAHAbuah! *clutching stomach, tears streaming down face, trying to be quiet but failing*

Person 2: That man....is suffering a GiggleFuck.

by AWidowandADivorcee August 12, 2009

Gaggle of ass

A group of at least 3 women with fantastic bums

Dude, do you see that gaggle of ass over there? Makes my mouth water.

by natmckn June 26, 2012

heart giggle

–noun
1. The tickle in your heart that occurs when something good happens to you or someone else.

My heart giggled when I heard that Cynthia was engaged.

by beandip22 January 22, 2010

CMA goggles

The lowering of standards when picking a female at the California Maritime Acedemy as a result of the shortage of women as well as the shortage of good-looking women.

Similar to the phenomenon of Triton Eye that occurs on the UCSD campus.

Yeah you have the CMA goggles on full time now, dude.

by phoenix.protocol October 30, 2010

Giggle Party

A party where people take turns being tied up and then being tickled by the others at the party, usually for 20-30 minutes. Grew out of the popular tickle challenges on YouTube. If you volunteer to be tickled then you are allowed to tickle all the other people when they are tied up.

Were you at Ali's giggle party? OMG I never knew Nicole was SO ticklish! It was so fun to tickle torture her.

by nicole_03 November 2, 2016