urinal goatee

Refers to the collection of pubic hair that often accumulates around the protruding base of a public urinal.

How often are these restrooms cleaned? This urinal has developed quite a urinal goatee.

by Code_Monkey_usa July 9, 2009

goatsed

To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl.com or Bakla.net, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable experience or providing free CDs.

"So did you find free porn on shitxxx?" "No, turns out I'd been goatsed."

by Kevin August 4, 2003

goatscrew

General term to describe an unfortuitous sequence of events

The step-parents arrival turned the rehearsal dinner into a total goatscrew

by Kevern September 24, 2004

goatsecx

gaping man ass

"i love goatsecx."

by Richard Weiner III May 14, 2003

Goatsheep

A mix of a goat and a sheep
Sheep wool and goat horns

1. There's a Goatsheep coming
2. Goatsheep rause me
3. Goatsheep no frick baby horse-lamb

by 👀I can see you oh February 13, 2020

goated

person with lots of goats

goat seller: goats! get your goats for sale!! i have 56 goats and they all need to go!!

goat buyer: wow sir your goated how much for one of your fine goats

by jimmyguy125 January 9, 2021

Goatsnab

The act of distracting another while they are hard at work or trying to concentrate on some very important task (writing, surgery, bomb disposal etc).

"Cheers for that goatsnab. I nearly blew up the reactor."

Or go up behind a friend when they are hard at work, preferrably at a time when they definitely do not want to be distracted, grab their shoulders and push down repeatedly (they should be sitting on a partially sprung chair, ideally), while saying 'Goatsnab, goatsnab, goatsnab!'

by Bellser July 29, 2006