ball goatee

An amount of hair on a mans testicles similar to that of a men's groomed facial hair goatee, also know as ball goatee.

That old mans nuts look like a ball goatee.

by Kaaseeyyy November 9, 2014

retirement goatee

The goatee you grow after you finally retire for the rest of your life. Men known to have done this include Jim Leyland and Shaq

Man, I worked in a factory for 40 years. I can't wait to retire and grow out my retirement goatee

by Qui-Gon Jake May 25, 2016

sheep goated

When one becomes overwhelmed with too much information at one particular time about ( upcoming events, special occasions, etc).

Johnboy was sheep goated when he was informed about the upcoming event.

I sheep goated the shit out dat bitch.

by G-oober August 13, 2017

Full on goatse mode

When you are *just ready *

Yeah bro he was ass naked cock and balls hanging out "Full on goatse mode".

by m u t e November 9, 2020

Cracked And Goated

cracked and goated is what N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite

Yo Leo is a little emo faggot nigga hoe
Cracked and goated

by Hi Leo September 29, 2021

cracked and goated

cracked and goated is what the famous N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite

yo N0bleN1Njaz is cracked and goated at fortnite he will box you like a fish you are so dogwater and ricewater

by Snowy098 September 29, 2021

The Great Goatse

The Great Goatse is the new and improved version (Made by me) the the well known book "The Great Gatsby". Same plot but much, much, much, more goatseing

bro, i just enjoyed The Great Goatse book, it's like The Great Gatsby but with more goatseing

by thegreatgoatse November 28, 2021