god 

who made who?????????did god make us, fuck no. we mad him. in our fucking minds we created an imaginary person.

God Hates Us All!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

God 

God, as in our almighty lord, is a Canadian named Joel Zimmerman (aka deadmau5). He is God in human form, and listening to his music puts one in a state of religious ecstasy. This state of holy ecstasy can me increased to an orgasmic level by also consuming the drug Ecstasy.

deadmau5 is God!!

God by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

God 

An imaginary friend for people to blame their problems on.

I got my girl pregnant... "Damn you god for letting the condom break!!"

God by MissOfficer February 4, 2010

God 

a fictional character made by the ancient government to brainwash and keep us under control so we don't do whatever the hell we want. (a.k.a. the adult boogeyman)

gary: LET'S GO GET DRUNK, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
josh: but GOD will punish us!!!!!!!!
gary: u still believe in that shit???
josh: u mean god's like santa... it doesn't rly exist?
gary: hell yeah, man.
josh: ok... LET'S GET DRUNK

God by shit out, man October 8, 2005

God 

A make believe figment of peoples' imagination. There is no such thing and anyone who believes in God is very dumb. If you believe in God I hate you and my friend, Sebastian hates you even more.

God is fake. God is not real. God is a figment of imagination.

God by Mikel Svennson December 3, 2003

God 

An amazing divine reality who loves all mankind more than one can ever know until they reach his kingdom. He listens to our prayers and works miracles through chosen ones on earth.

I pray to God for all of those people who have posted heresies about Him on this website.

God by Bburke July 4, 2006

God 

1.the one who is called "I am"
2.creator of the universe
3.heavenly father of jesus christ

God by Anonymous June 10, 2003