glamourglomp

To glomp in such a way that the recipient feels mass amounts of wonder and enchantment. Alternatively, it can also be the name of a glomp given by a magical or glamourous being.

The world will be more magical if you glamourglomp someone today!

by raistlyne May 16, 2004

glamour shot

Term used to describe a direct hit on the tip of the penis when playing Nut Ball.

Mark hit me with a glamour shot this morning, and now my dick will not become erect. What the fuck am I supposed to do now???

by CMEN December 31, 2004

Glenmoore

Quite possibly the greatest region within the encompassing land mass that is North America. It has been regarded as "charmingly off-putting; full of joyful malaise" by a flattering Times news magazine's cover article: "Glenmoore kicks ass, you infidel scum." Conversely, critics of the area have labelled it "...stellar, but not tremendous...", or "...ALMOST a Utopian land of prosper.", or "...full of physical, mental, and spiritual well being, but no water park". Regardless of opinion, Glenmoore is generally accepted to have been the insurmountable fore-front of all that is positive and contributory to the advancement of culture and civilization.

Glenmoore, as a physical town, once banded together and conquered Native Americans living south of present-day West Virginia. The Native Americans were slaughtered. Their flesh was then adeptly removed, cured, and used as a recording media in architectural design.

A top-level operative of the former-Soviet Union's KGB organization once condemned this area as "deviant, and strongly diverging from the commonly accepted bounds of organized society." For his ill words, the man was struck down by an enigmatic occurence of lightning, which then served as a catalyst in a massive inferno which consumed his large villa and, consequently, family.

by Glenmoore expert July 16, 2008

glamorous

A fat bitch who:
-Thinks shes the shit, but shes the complete opposite, well they ARE shit or even worse.
-Likes being a moneywhore to her boyfriend and spends her boyfriend's paycheck everyweek on stupid things online.
-Doesn't earn their own money
-Still lives with their parents after the age of 20
-Needs a reality check because they are NOT glamorous.
-Like to take advantage of guys who have their defences down.
-Mainly migrate in Ohio

Bitch who THINKS shes glamorous:
I can have to get that when his paycheck comes in.
OMG I LIKE LOVE YOU MISS YOU LOVE YOUR MONEY TOO IF YOU GET FIRED YOUR GETTING DITCHED

by Tiago0207 September 26, 2008

glemo

A word used for those complete douche bags who arent really mad at the world, or dont really have any problems with the world, but just for the sake of being douche bags, they decide to take up an image that really isnt expressive of their lifestyle, but want to come off as some type dark, mysterious person

Man, that kid is a total glemo... what a doughebag!

by e-diggs May 9, 2008

Gleamer

A younger, most likely middle school aged female who uses VSCO, and Tik Tok constantly. They usually try their best to get the most attention they can possibly get. They make dumb amounts of noise with hydroflasks in class, and always smack gum as loud as possible. They usually are super interested in boy bands, kpop, and/or Twenty one pilots. There are many variations, including emo gleamer, and gamer gleamer. They also love to post their friends names on The Urban Dictionary with descriptions of their specific friends. Synonyms include dumb bitches, and VSCO Girls.

Man, goddamn, I sit next to a stupid Gleamer in class, and she makes the most fucking noise a human can possibly make with that stupid fucking hydroflask

by BleasheeVor September 22, 2019

gleason

To immediately throw away something that you know you will not keep later. (related) To jenny gleason is to completely purge oneself of all but life's essentials.

Ryan gleasoned his yogurt lid medal immediately following the office olympics, despite Pam looking on, reasoning that he would eventually toss it later anyways.

by lazycalifornian August 4, 2007