Get the guruchild mug.n. a junior associate in law firm whom others have deemed as being the expert on a given subject matter or area of law simply by virtue of having performed some research on the matter or small aspect thereof, which may have also resulted in a written memo.
Usually results in the newly-minted "expert" being given more assignments on the same subject matter, with the expectation that they will be easy tasks for the guru.
Usually results in the newly-minted "expert" being given more assignments on the same subject matter, with the expectation that they will be easy tasks for the guru.
Partner/Sr. Associate: "Can you handle this assignment? I heard you're the office guru on _____."
The guru: "Uh.... sure."
The guru: "Uh.... sure."
by thelawislame January 15, 2009
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For lack of social skills, nerds never really get to the point of being gurus. Gurus are honored highly by geeks because they are an almost inifinite source of geek wisdom.
For lack of social skills, nerds never really get to the point of being gurus. Gurus are honored highly by geeks because they are an almost inifinite source of geek wisdom.
Linus Torvalds is a guru.
by elwood_j_blues July 31, 2006
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<n00b> peesh, you can't get someone's ip address over irc!
<guru> oh yeah?
<n00b> omgwtfbbq, my cd-rom is opening and closing!
<n00b> it's like its possessed!
<guru> nope, you just got guru'ed >8^)
<n00b> ...i'm a sad panda...
2)
<guy-uno> i just spent two hours writing a post about how those damn linux programmers need to get something together to screw-over micro$oft.
<guy-dos> really? there's already a reply. and he really blew you out of the water, if i do say so myself.
<guy-uno> no way. who was it?
<guy-dos> lemme check.
<guy-dos> ...holy shit.
<guy-uno> what?
<guy-dos> go look.
<guy-uno> sweet! i just got guru'ed by linus torvalds!!
See Also: Owned, pwn3d, and schooled.
<n00b> peesh, you can't get someone's ip address over irc!
<guru> oh yeah?
<n00b> omgwtfbbq, my cd-rom is opening and closing!
<n00b> it's like its possessed!
<guru> nope, you just got guru'ed >8^)
<n00b> ...i'm a sad panda...
2)
<guy-uno> i just spent two hours writing a post about how those damn linux programmers need to get something together to screw-over micro$oft.
<guy-dos> really? there's already a reply. and he really blew you out of the water, if i do say so myself.
<guy-uno> no way. who was it?
<guy-dos> lemme check.
<guy-dos> ...holy shit.
<guy-uno> what?
<guy-dos> go look.
<guy-uno> sweet! i just got guru'ed by linus torvalds!!
See Also: Owned, pwn3d, and schooled.
by Vorondil December 12, 2004
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Gurumina is the meaning of lazynes
by Xvxx14 February 2, 2020
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Tommy: Watch out the MMA guru is coming
John: OMG His muscles
Dan: Step aside little girls...MUSCLE FLEX
John: OMG His muscles
Dan: Step aside little girls...MUSCLE FLEX
by Tomdawg October 4, 2010
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