geraint jones

the wicket-keeper for england's cricket team

me: gee, geraint jones, you sure are a shit wicket-keeper.
him: why thank you for telling me, i didnt know that, because i always thought i was cool even though i cant catch a cricket ball. now i think i'll go and have anal sex with a dog.
me: okay then, have fun.

by jim bill September 2, 2005

Gorgina

Adj. - Gorgeous vagina.

Can be used to describe something, or someone. It can mean gorgeous or gorgeous vagina.

Josh: Damn, see that chick over there.

Jake: Yea, she's gorgina

by Marie Carrol April 18, 2017

Germina

A small, dangerous, purple creature with silver spots and sharp teeth. If you find one, trap it in a jar.

Kate: *screams*
T: What was that?
Kate: *shows jar with creature inside*
T: Holy crap! What's that?
Kate: It's a Germina.

by m.s vov August 27, 2010

germina

Also known as Hamash, is very small purple particles floating in the stratosphere layer of the atmosphere without a purpose in life. Just floating and taking up space.

You're a germina; you can't be one of the cool kids. Ciao.

by mazenjer007 September 2, 2019

Germin'

To intentionally intake harmful bacteria with the intent of becoming ill.

Dude, I licked every railing at the mall up and down the other day, I was germin' hard.

by Mikey Thunder January 16, 2009

Gerpington

A sexy Stripper who will give you free lap dances, but only on Tuesday
Love's to milk people so be ready to get milked.

"MMMMM MILK ME GERPINGTON"

by BoopDeDoop September 28, 2013

jerking the gerking

Masterbate

For gods sake nudger stop jerking the gerking!

by nudger newall December 9, 2014