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ganzul can do everything she want. strong gurl
by Gadilzaluu November 17, 2021
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Genuphobia

The fear of knees, specifically the fear of seeing uncovered knees in person, or even on film. People with this phobia may be afraid of all knees, only there own, or only others.
P1: Dude! Get your wrinkly old knees away from me they’re freaking me out man!
P2: Ha! Seriously man? Your afraid of my knees?
P1: Yeah man! It’s an actually condition called genuphobia, which I have! Now will you put on some longer shorts?
by JustaAlien January 27, 2022
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Genuinely painful understanding

An understanding of a concept so strong that you have a disturbing understanding of it, no no no you don't get it like I mean someone can still know about it, but not know as much as you do, usually in a depressing "oh godi get it now" sort of manner, the more of this painful knowledge is amassed the worse ones mind becomes.
gary: oh god i understand.

larry: why what?

gary: the full saying isn't blood is thicker than water.

larry: what do you mean

gary: its "the blood of the covenant is thicker then the water of the womb"

larry: and that bad because?

gary: everyone thinks that blood relatives are more important

than friends because some fucker wouldn't say the full thing.

larry: oh god.

gary: this is a Genuinely painful understanding of the world as i know it.
by steve man mcgee February 8, 2022
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Genius kumtwatwaffle

The Genius kumtwatwaffle is hilarious and allergic to kumquats. Genius kumtwatwaffle is not as hilarious as Kumtwatwaffle. Genius kumtwatwaffle is more hilarious than Super-genius kumtwatwaffle.
Kappa Variant wanted a Genius kumtwatwaffle in one ear, and a kumquat in the other ear.
by Lambda Variant April 14, 2022
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wannabe genius

a person who constantly is putting forth the image of being a genius or an intelligent person (usually by mimicking tv or movie characters), when in actuality, he or she is mediocre at best.

Someone who superficially seems bright, but once they open their mouths, make a complete and total ass out of themselves.
"Man, what's with Russ' new thick rimmed glasses? He has perfect eyesight"

"Yeah, he's a complete wannabe genius. Total phony."
by zu-zu-beans November 1, 2013
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computer genius

What your Grandpa calls you when you fix something by turning it off and on again.
Grandpa: How'd you fix my television?
Son: I just rebooted the router is all.
Grandpa: You're a computer genius! What would we do without you?
Son: I have no idea.
by guy354 September 17, 2016
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Your genus likes penis

A serious insult meant to be used only in the most dire "your mom gay" type verbal battles.
Is worse than "your species feces" and less severe than "your family reunion homosexual communion".
Dave: your family tree LGBT!

Chad: your ancestors incestors!

Dave : your species feces

Chad: YOUR GENUS LIKES PENIS

in order to not escalate the situation, Dave preserves the final insult, knowing Chad will most likely not survive it.
by Ethan Blandbarry May 19, 2018
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