Garfield

A really fat girl doing things she shouldn’t be.

God, look at that Garfield try and get into that lifted Jeep.

by Thecrimsonprick May 22, 2023

Garfeldi

Garfeldi is the person you hear calling your name when no one actually did.

Example : Person 1 ''what does Garfeldi do?''
Person 2 ''IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF CHRISTMAS HE IS GOING TO KILL HIMSELF''.

by IdiotRaccoon June 11, 2023

Garfields

Garfields- those panties that only cover the top half of the butt leaving the appearance of Garfields eyes.

Love when women wear those Garfields

by Unchangeable Bird August 27, 2024

Garfield

He is all powerful.

You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.

To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.

This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.

He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.

Man 1: Oh shit...

Man 2: what?

Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...

Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!

by The Peter tower January 7, 2024

garfield gooner

A girl who goons their boyfriend in the Garfield movie (2024) and is usually named Liv

She sure is a Garfield Gooner

by Schizophrenic Urban June 6, 2024

Garfield

Someone who is of average stature and size but yet very lazy and is addicted to eating beans is what a garfield could be defined as

That man is a garfield, A garfield person lives next to us

by User T70 July 6, 2024

Garfielding

Inserting one's genitals into a lasagna, but never on Mondays.

Tim: Yo I heard you were garfielding it with that Italian girl last night, how'd it go?
Jake: We didn't get to, yesterday was a Monday.

by Lasagna stuffer 0001 March 15, 2025