Boggy guard

A body guard, but cooler
A boggy guard can also be used to refer to your best friend that protects you at all cost
You and your friend hang out like all the time
Yea, they’re my boggy guard
by swoggynpoggy July 17, 2021
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guard baby

a person whos entire military carear has been in the guard. ie no active duty.
"i enlisted at 18 and now i have 27 years in and im still only a MSgt b/c noboday above me has died/retired, i am a guard baby."
by psedonym February 25, 2005
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Printer Guard

To guard the printer at work.

When you have printed something you know you shouldn't have, using your office's printer/ink.

You then guard the printer while your paper is being printed so that no one else can accidentally grab your paper. Which could result in embarrassment and/or reprimanding.

Also "Printer Anxiety":
While you are Printer Guarding, you may experience Printer Anxiety because (a) You have printed something long and it is taking forever. (b) Your paper has gotten jammed. (c) Someone is printing at the same time as you, so you both are standing near the printer, awkwardly.
Office Girl 1- "Wow, that was sketchy, I just got done printing 13 pages of my coupons, in color!"

Office Girl 2- "So what?"

Office Girl 1- "So, I had to Printer Guard for like 20 minutes while it was printing!"
by RazorBladesInCandyBars November 19, 2010
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Color Guard

Color Guard is a team of performers who spin various types of equipment, and dance to music of a marching band. Their purpose is to interpret the music being played.
The Color Guard performs to “Thriller” with the marching band.
by Yo know October 14, 2019
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Cattle Guarding

Driving back on forth over a cattle guard to stimulate your lady. Lady must cum from cattle guard only
Only the dusty chicks go cattle guarding
by Junkmanjoe April 2, 2022
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Shame Guard

The piece of plastic/wood that separates urinals in nicer bathrooms.
by fubsish July 20, 2010
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