Fuckle

Fuckle is your microscopic buddy after you sexy time with your girlfriend. The "Fuckle" prefers to be named Mike Hawk Jr., but you can substitute it with My Penis II. It has been told in legends that people who reject their Fuckle Buddy die a very gruesome death that includes being castrated and learning how to ride a bike.

Guy: Hey what's that on the bed?
Girl: I don't know but I can feel it licking my anus
Guy: It's my fuckle buddy!

by NotGeneric November 04, 2009

Fuckle

A quantifiable unit of measurement where there is so much of a surplus that the only way to explain it is "That's a fuckle of (insert item here). This word is commonly used to replace the phrase (Fuck ton)

That's a fuckle of dildos

by FUck yeah it's me May 18, 2018

Fuckle

Fuckle is defined as, roughly, an amount between, "not a lot", and, "a shit ton"

"How many twenties are in the drawer?"

"Oh man, there's a fuckle of twenties in here"

by Airlewe October 22, 2021

Fuckle

What you call the joint from your hand to your fingers.
(Finger knuckles)

I bruised my fuckles when punching the wall.

Do you want a fuckle sandwich?

by Lamp Post 69 April 29, 2022

fuckle

A faux buckle....a buckle that doesn't actually function. It's purpose is purely aesthetic. Typically found on shoes, boots or other clothing.

I like the fuckle on your boots.

by bdrick December 26, 2014

fuckle

to fondle when sucking

omg stop this fuckle

by fucklefucklefuckle February 13, 2021

Fuckle

Person who fucks white chicks, usually has a big dick and gets all the ladies.

1. Look at Jimmy! He's such a Fuckle.
2. Dude, that guys probably such a Fuckle.

by yaaaasssssssa November 30, 2015