French Rat

The action of not fulfilling an obligation which in-turn causes a negative outcome to occur to your friends.

Naton: Man, I may just go UA, go to Colorado, and get stoned out of my fucking mind.
Sander: Ah the old french rat.

by CoastGuardOper8r69 March 1, 2018

French Lick

It's a town in Indiana, you filthy perverts. Seriously, what were you expecting?

Normal Person: I was down in French Lick the other day...
pervert: Hee hee.. french lick..
Normal person: ......

by 05C21 May 26, 2008

French Class

Excusez-moi, je ne suis pas parle-vous français.

French class was terrible.

by That_0ne_Person January 24, 2016

French Helicopter

The act of dick-to-face slapping with repetition whilst holding the blades of a ceiling fan.

Man 1: dude guess what we tried last night!?
Man 2: ew, not the cleaveland steamer?
Man 1: No, the French Helicopter.

by CaptBedBeard April 20, 2014

french skunk

When a mans penis becomes entangled in a young girls braces.

Oh no Dads shaft just french skunked my mouth again.

by Womb Worm April 17, 2014

French duck

When you fart in the shower and it sounds like a drowning duck.

I think I just heard a french duck

by op2014 November 4, 2014

sam french

When your level of awesomness surpasses all others on such a high level it damages egos at significent levels just by standing near people

Girl 1: wow who is that hunk? He is so hot :)
Girl 2: that is Sam french, the most amazing man alive!
Sam French: it's all true!!!!!!

Girl one : who is that handsome hunk?
Girl two: that's sam French the most selfless muscly, handsome, smart, funny, man ever. Plus he is the best actor ever
Sam French: it's all true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111ononeoneone

by [e-mail] January 8, 2015