French Helicopter

The act of dick-to-face slapping with repetition whilst holding the blades of a ceiling fan.

Man 1: dude guess what we tried last night!?
Man 2: ew, not the cleaveland steamer?
Man 1: No, the French Helicopter.

by CaptBedBeard March 13, 2014

French Helicopter

When you shove a baguette up your butt

Yo she hit me with that French helicopter last night. I started screaming in French. I don’t even know French

by October 3, 2021