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The act of dick-to-face slapping with repetition whilst holding the blades of a ceiling fan.
Man 1: dude guess what we tried last night!?
Man 2: ew, not the cleaveland steamer?
Man 1: No, the French Helicopter.
by CaptBedBeard March 13, 2014
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