Definitions by CaptBedBeard

French Helicopter 

The act of dick-to-face slapping with repetition whilst holding the blades of a ceiling fan.

Man 1: dude guess what we tried last night!?
Man 2: ew, not the cleaveland steamer?
Man 1: No, the French Helicopter.

French Helicopter by CaptBedBeard April 20, 2014