Absent Friends

Friends who are dead. People who are not physically around you, but that you carry in your heart every single day.

How do you face loneliness?
I am never lonely, I am in the company of my absent friends.

by rperazag May 9, 2010

Good Friends

A good friend is someone who is willing to forgive all that was said in the past, but remember all the good memories and move forward. I good friend is there to listen to you and backs you up 24/7. A good friend makes you feel better, and is there to laugh and cry with you when your in need. A good friend loves you, and would not hurt you, and if they did, would apologize, and become as good as friends again as before. That is a good friend.

Kari, and Jessica are examples of good friends.

by Ashley K May 21, 2005

Super Best Friends

Speed Channel F1 commentator Steve Matchett's nickname for the Super Aguri F1 Team

Takuma Sato comes home in 15th for the Super Best Friends.

by Scott Speed December 9, 2008

Pork Scotch friends

Imaginary friends. People who simply don't exist. A bit like Facebook friends. Named for the fact that Pork Scotch has no friends at all because he is such a complete twat.

Monk: So who's coming to this barbecue then? Pork Scotch's friends?

Dad: You're talking stupid. Pork Scotch doesn't have any friends. He has Pork Scotch friends.

by Lumpbag August 15, 2009

Friends' School Lisburn

Otherwise known as FSL. A shitty secondary school in Lisburn in Northern Ireland. Everyone thinks it's full of stuck up posh twats but its far from that. Run by a nonce called steven who rides his bike to school like he's Lewis fucking Hamilton.

'Oh, you're from Friends' School Lisburn? Fuck off you posh cunt!'

by Lisburn Man March 25, 2019

Awkward friendship

A friendship that feels awkward, especially after being dumped by your significant other.

Usually a friendship that you won't keep after being dumped by your girlfriend/boyfriend.

Guy 1: You got dumped by that hot chick you really like? Are you still friends with her?

Guy 2: Ehhhh, I am, but, it's real awkward. Now, she can have a relationship with any guy she wants, and not feel guilty about talking to me about it. I may as well dump her as a friend. What I have with her is an awkward friendship.

by Random Person 362 July 19, 2011

fosters home for imaginary friends

Quite possibly the last remaining kids show on earth that does not suck ass.

"Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends is pure owneage."

"Hot toe picker."

by ohsaline August 12, 2006