fake love

same as fuck love.
not what anyone needs.
give up the fuck love for real love.
find someone who makes you want to give real love rather than fuck love.

Fake love is bad for the soul.

by JuicyPineapple February 19, 2015

fake originality

When someone thinks they're so original and clever because they thought up something everyone has heard before.

"I like to call Target 'Tar-jay' to make it sound fancy."
"I don't watch that show, and none of my friends do either. They should call it 'Everybody Hates Raymond.'" (waits for laughter)

"I heard that from someone else today. Enough fake originality."

by NYandwhat June 5, 2005

Fake love

Sombody that takes a advantage of you and your kindness so don’t let these bitchs do that

When these bitchs say “I love you” #fakelove that’s fake love for you

by Big dick daddy #dareal April 15, 2019

fake notification

Mostly used by macintosh users.

While listening to a podcast or any other audiomaterial hearing the twitterific-, mail-, ichat-, adium-, skype-,
or whatever notification sound from one of the podcasting people and thinking it's a sound from your own computer
– but it is not.

It's related to notification paranoia.

Paul: "Everytime I'm listening to the RebelFM podcast I hear my mailprogram receiving new mails, but It didn't."

Mary: "So you fall for a fake notification?"

Paul: "Wait a sec, I heard a bird tweating"

by dna4ever42 April 2, 2009

fake prommed

to be maliciously decieved and/or placed in a trickbag

when i showed up at the dance with my lover, there were only 5 retarded kids and the principal - i knew right away that I had been fake prommed.

by edfilo April 9, 2010

fake swimmer

Someone that does summer league and goes on social media and posts like they actually are committed to the sport. These people will usually try to pull off many comments and actions that a real swimmer would typically do/ say such as eating excessive amounts of food, shaving, buying tech suits, and having numerous pairs of goggles. These kids haven't broken 30 in their 50 free and don't even look like that's what's going to happen. Most times these kids are unathletic and too lazy to club swim in the winter. These kids have never and will never qualify for the end of season championship.

Swimmer 1: Did you see Bob's Instagram post?

Swimmer 2: Yeah, he's such a fake swimmer.
Swimmer 1: I agree! He hasn't even broken 30 in his 50 free!
Swimmer 2: That's pretty pothetic

by shout out to all my pears August 9, 2015

fake jihad jeep

Similar to Jihad Jeep, but instead of actually blowing the tank up, ram into it and scare the occupants into thinking they're about to get blown sky high. They jump out, you jump in. Turn their own tank on them, or for the lulz just drive away for maximum rustling of jimmies.

That mobile AA is really pissing me off. Time for a Fake Jihad Jeep yo.

by LOLGUNS May 15, 2016