flaccid fogger

When you have cum on your flaccid penis from a recent wank and insert it into the ear of your partner using a toothpick.

Oi Leon I heard Freddie did a flaccid fogger in Eddies ear!

by Flaccidboi23 August 15, 2018

Frackalagrinkle

A word I just made up. You’re welcome!

I still don’t know how the word Frackalagrinkle is used in a sentence. I don’t even know if this is how I should spell it!

by Anon¥mou$ November 25, 2018

Frachole Catpiss

Clogging a butthole up so much that the recipient has no choice but to shit and piss at the same time, resulting in an unresolveable smell.

I plowed my girlfriend so hard in the bum that she frachole catpissed all over the new carpet.

by Kow Boi March 14, 2019

Fracking

Inserting a penis into a butthole of someone with lots of farts inside of them. To help relieve gas.

My girlfriend is really gassy, so we’re going to do some fracking to release that ass gas.

by HamBacon December 21, 2021

Flaccid Offerings

The frantic mental bartering made by male unable to get hard-on at crucial time; made to the god of erections.

No matter how many Flaccid Offerings I promised, nothing was happening down there, so I just blamed her.

by Urb Snake March 17, 2023

bum-fracks

People who deny the basic reality of the real world and science. Especially those who attempt to block, or prevent information about scientific reality from being taught to children, and even other adults.

"Man, those bum-fracks are all gathering a rally to picket the upcoming movie about Darwin."

by skepticality September 19, 2009

freaky fracking

To have sex.

I'm freaky fracking with her tonight 😘

by Hamburger2222 July 8, 2016