Ford

Fuckin' Off Road Machine (acronym)
by Nick Skourtis May 26, 2003
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A boy with a really small penis
Also a gay boy
That boy i had sex with last night is a for, his penis was so small.

He is such a ford, he likes boys.
by jesusgurl43543 July 11, 2008
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A stereotypical redneck who goes by the name ford named after the car his parents had sex in. He's a guy that loves knives, guns, and fishing!
Friend: hey guys I just shot a couple buck on my way to You: lol your such a ford
by TheAfghan October 26, 2011
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One of the best American automakers on Earth, neck-and-neck with General Motors.
Ford ALWAYS scores #1 with their Ford Taurus, Ford Mustang, Ford F-Series, et cetera!
by Cummy worm November 16, 2010
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For Ordinary Redneck Drivers first on race day for off road depenability flip over read directions adj. the best damn truck manufacturer on the planet. And the folks who built the ambulance that gonna come scrape your ass up after you wreck your junk honda,chevy,dodge,ect!!!!!!!!!!!!
no example needed quality speeks for itself
by BADRIVEROUTLAW March 29, 2004
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A brand of car and truck that sometimes makes some legit cars. Most of the time they are POS. But so are all American car companies.

Drive a Ford, you drive the best, drive the first mile and walk the rest.

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, If it weren't for Fords, our tools would rust.
"Oh Jimmy just bought his new Ford f150 and had to get his transmission replaced. Darn my Chevy 1500 had to get it's tranny replaced. How can those damn union workers sleep at night?"

Ironically the author drives an American car.
by American car driver April 05, 2010
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Random guy:Hey i boughed a Ford today.

Me: WTF. Is wrong with you
by Absistscsh November 24, 2015
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