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Foodle

To put food in someones hair
Man my hair is a mess, bob just totally foodled me.
by Simmonspoop May 17, 2009
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Foodle

Noun: An intimate food experience.

Verb: To eat and cuddle.

Verb: To eat food off some body playfully.

Noun: Food used as a marital aide.

Verb: The act of using food as a marital aide.

- Bart Simpson did in fact refer to his cartoon sex organ a "tump" - toon+bump
as his "doodle".
A cucumber, banana, daikon, eggplant, etc used as a phallus is a foodle.
Sorry Marge, we can't get into scrabble tonite; we are going to stay in, watch _Eat Pray Love_, and foodle.

Hey Hunny Bunny, I got a can of whip-cream, wanna foodle?

OMG she had a HUGE foodle under her pillow.
by IAM KNOT WHOIAM April 30, 2011
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foolery

The action of fooling another/many others.
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foofer

A mostly Australian word for one's respitory system. Derived from the sound one makes when breathing heavily from exertion, especially through pursed lips.
Man, my foofer is working hard
by pete_downunder February 5, 2007
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Foodle

When someone or something is foolishly stupid
That test grade was so foodle
by Godzilla3201 December 19, 2015
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foople

A foople is known as the ever-famous dog-giraffe hybrid breed. It is only found in Flordia, where people don't ask questions and just focus on their chicken boxing (boxing chickens, and making chickens box).

The foople, on the outside, looks like a normal purebred golden retriever. However, it has a deadly sense of humor and will knock you down to the floor with countless ironic jokes until you inevitably tell it to stop.

When you do tell it to stop it will then extend it's neck out to about 50 feet. It will then wrap itself around you and take you back to its evil lair, of which it throws you into a black hole that it has created off of the pure happiness and no worry of the Floridians above ground, (its lair is underground. Think of it as Dexter's Laboratory).
(For more of a real effect, Florida names are showcased here).

Hannah Montana: "Hey look PHIL00_GAMERDUDE, it's a foople! We should be fine as long as we have no sense of humor!"

PHIL00_GAMERDUDE: "I... have a sense of humor."

Hannah Montana: "Well, see you in the black hole! I heard Roast-Beef is wrestling this big chicken, can't miss!"
by welcome to flordia December 22, 2019
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foofie

the act of 4 black men having intercourse with your mother.
Hey, do you want a foofie?
by dnuts17 June 20, 2021
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