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Flintstone Diet

Eating in the modern era that we live in rather than suffering for no good reason. A diet consisting of burgers, ribs, shakes and fries. A complete rejection of fad diets like "paleo" and "gluten free". Living life like it should be lived, in the modern era.
Being on the Flintstone Diet is the only diet for me. All the other fad diets are completely ridiculous. Give me a beer with those fries please. It's okay, I'm on the Flintstone Diet, and I exercise regularly and eat in moderation, so no worries.
by KardenKarden May 1, 2015
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fintheist

A Fintheist is a former theist who has left religion and is done with theism (belief in gods). This differs from atheism in that it isn't just non-belief, but former belief.
No, I'm not a lifelong atheist. I'm a Fintheist who stopped believing 3 years ago.
by FurryCatPaws May 19, 2016
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fmitaacmld

Guy 1: ur gay
Guy 2: well fmitaacmld
by Doing doing dong December 26, 2018
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fintech dipshitery

The act of being a completely naive dipshit in the fintech industry, going to great lengths to garner large audiences to witness your public swan dive . Performing and engaging in activities that only an incompetent and overly-confident moron would. Results in jaw dropping mistakes that cause your audience to feel second-hand embarrassment, this feeling can become an addiction, now only following you because they too are FinTech Dipshits, virtue signaling, or they are aroused by watching you wage jihad on your own credibility, ie. calling yourself an influencer or thought leader, virtue signaling, representing surveys as data/research, buzzwords out of context, insulting your own audience, fear mongering, click bait, intentional hypocrisy. and basically destroying everything in their path until ALL are stupider for having breathed their air, we now live in a paradox, Dipshitery becomes widespread & causes collective intelligence to decline, making dipshitery the new normal. Brainwashed, they fall in love with the system & propagate the Dipshitery, accelerating the cycle until the entire herd is compromised. The decline can only be seen (and hopefully someday cured) with the use of highly suspect, and wildly sophisticated mechanisms that are so new & innovative they are yet unproven in scientific circles, these include: truth, facts, data, math, not being a dipshit, or having an original thought.
Did you see the article they wrote, it was filled with FinTech Dipshitery. I have never seen someone who knows less about what they are talking about, everything they said was complete fintech dipshitery.
by FinTech Cowboy July 15, 2021
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Flint Michigan Faucet

Engaging in the act of anal whilst the receiver has diarrhea, and then pulling your penis out in the middle, resulting in a stream of brown liquid.
Chris: “So I was engaging in sexual activities with my good male friend Quandale Dingle, and he accidentally gave me a Flint Michigan Faucet, because he had a beefy five later burrito a couple hours prior.”
by Kanamoney March 9, 2022
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Faint

When someone is not very well and faints put them on the floor legs up. It can happen cause someone is hot, not drinking/eating enough or cause yeah illness. Or when like your shocked but that’s quite rare. It could be for no reason tho. 😂
Person: As I was saying sir is sooo…
Friend: Im… you ok IIIMMMM
*faints*
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Thread Flintstone

The oldest guy on the forum/in the current thread. Not even a little bit "with it". Will occasionally talking about his rash or back pains.
by MetalSpork November 22, 2011
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