flesh flute smoothie 

a play on the phrase "fresh fruit smoothie", it simply refers to semen.

she likes the dirty talk, so i offered her some flesh flute smoothie...

flesh flute smoothie by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

playing the flute 

to offer one oral sex

olly lovesssss playing the flute

playing the flute by Mark Taylors May 22, 2006

Poop Flute 

When a man's penis smells very badly.

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A flute that is made out of one's own poop.

Carl isn't somebody you'd want to date. He has a poop flute.

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I play the poop flute in my band.

Poop Flute by BarryIsHairy February 6, 2010

Blue Veined Flute 

Slang term for a mans purple headed womb ferret.

"Darling, I've heard that you play a musical instrument. Wrap your lips around my Blue Veined Flute & lets see what note cums out."

Blue Veined Flute by Richy Boy September 7, 2005

skin flute 

A "skin flute" is a lesser known euphemism for a "penis." Use of the term "skin flute" is the mark of an obviously hip, knowledgeable individual.

Tom: Dude, that chick totally plays the skin flute.
Dave: And doesn't miss a single beat!
Tom: ..yeah....

skin flute by Chieftain November 20, 2006

Dutch pan flute 

An object of the joint-building persuasion, consisting of a range of joints stuck together with extra long perpendicular paper tying the rolled joints together, from shorter to longer, with different kinds of chronic inside it, making so that you can "play the dutch pan flute", meaning you're taking hits from several different weeds or hash in a pattern you choose yourself, thus creating a melody of savors in your mouth, and a fuckin' trainwreck in your head.
Usually, this is done while the attendants are able to score a shitload of different shit, for the purpose of the flute building you would indeed need at least twenty different substances to make it really interesting. To make it smart, you usually line up the shit from mellow to oh-my-god-this-is-strong, so you can play to flute from left to right and get increasing power going to your brain.

Chris : Hey man, we gotta stop goin to the coffee shop when we're stoned out of our asses. Look at all this weed and hash we bought again, no way I'm gonna retain my sanity after that.
Louis : Don't pussy out on me right now bitch, let's roll a fuckin dutch pan flute and we'll get through this pile of happiness in a jiffy.
Chris : Man, you crazy !
Louis : Shut up and get some cardboard and paper.
Chris : Roger that.

Dutch pan flute by Klisstoriss April 17, 2012

broken flute 

The sexual act of inserting a flute in two peoples rectums and attempting to break it in half

Last night I pierced my butthole while attempting the broken flute with my girlfriend.

broken flute by TerryDaBerry June 10, 2014