flemp

The San Francisco 49ers suck ass.

Flemp damn you flemp

by Dougo May 15, 2004

flem

a fat beotch

look at that flem

by hahah March 23, 2004

floam

Sex toy, used for pleasure, used to play with themselves

Ashley loves to play with her floam

He uses the floam to caress his special place

by Floam Beater December 28, 2005

Flemmy

Spastic piece of shit.

OMG Flem, your sucha fucktard!1!1one

by Pixie-o November 18, 2004

fleemaflu

Ninja warning cry of ambush.

Ninjas 1, 2, and 3: Ninjas 1 and 2 being good and Ninja 3 being evil.

(Ninja 3 is sneaking up on Ninja 1.)

Ninja 2: FLEEMAFLU!!!!!!!!

(Ninja 1 whirls around and takes Ninja 3 out.)

by Ninja 2 December 17, 2007

Flemen

When a horse or a horse kind of animal smiles really big and its top lip flings up.

Flemen is the opposite of blemmy.

by xxAlienxx May 3, 2009

Flems

A Flems is a noun. You can be a Flems.
You can use Flems after the name "Ems" - Ems Flems.
A Flems is a smol person, very smol person.
She likes Anime a lot, meaning she's a bigass weeb.
She lives mostly of cola zero and gifflar.

She is adorable af and very kind, she likes to dress in pretty dresses, but mostly black. Fifty shades of black. hehe.

woah, Ems Flems is such a weeb - but she's hella cute tho

by iamlaksbackuknow December 12, 2019