A nickname or derogatory name for someone who goes around and tells everyone secrets or personal information you shared with them that was supposed to have been kept private.
Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.
Made in reference to the fact that anyone can pick up and read a floating newspaper on the street. Very common among high school age girls.
Person A: Hey, have you heard what Lacy has been telling people about you and Shon kissing behind the school?
Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!
Person B: Yeah, I know. I told her because I thought I could trust her, but she's a fucking floating newspaper!
by Marziba January 4, 2010
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Like you're in the physical realm but you're floating in cyberspace
Like you're in the physical realm but you're floating in cyberspace
"Yo this guy's walking around like he has no friends n shit."
"Nah, just leave him be, he's floating bruh."
"Nah, just leave him be, he's floating bruh."
by aWarpingTrick July 28, 2017
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The act of urinating massively in the partners mouth and then quickly defacate before they have time to swallow, making the turd float.
Carlo: So what did you get Holly for her birthday?
Thelonius: I got us tickets to see Faith Hill at the Meadowlands , then I took her back to my place and gave her a floating Sigvald.
Thelonius: I got us tickets to see Faith Hill at the Meadowlands , then I took her back to my place and gave her a floating Sigvald.
by Jenny WithnaJjiJane Withnaill January 30, 2018
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by Original Citrus August 8, 2007
Get the Floating a Watermelon mug.occurs by the late arrival of an occasional group member accompied by uneccessary door closing force. actions is accompied by loud "aaahhh" and multitude of emptying pocket actions with objects travelling at high velocities onto the coffee table.
by foug January 11, 2005
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