solar flares

when someone with a very bright dong flashes someone else and they are temporarily blinded.

this old woman solar flared my uncle.

by the_rhino December 15, 2003

German Flare

When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.

I am sure glad I had that German Flare handy while changing my flat tire last night.

by One Hung Low November 9, 2007

farceability

not completely telling the truth, but not completely telling a lie

You did not tell me that whole story earlier; that's your farceability.

by Darbydog August 12, 2012

Flarted

When you laugh & fart at the same time - FLARTED

Karen told Rach a joke, they both laughed so hard they farted! Flarted

by Flarty pants May 18, 2018

Farcebook

A Facebook page that is full of lies.

Stacy: oh my god did you see Caroline is dating someone half her age?
Courtney: it’s not true she only Farcebooks, you can’t believe anything she posts

by Desertbear112 January 9, 2021

to flarker

when you are laughing really hard like when u are high or somtheing and then u need to calm urself down before you piss yourself, so u make a noise sort of like: ooh-ooh laugh a bit more} oooh laugh less} oooh! finish laughing

"wow we really need to flarker" or "dude you flarkered- that shit was fre" (see 'fre')

by Jax+dee+courtz November 13, 2005

lolr flare

A sudden and fierce outburst of laughter.

The comedian was so hilarious the audience erupted into a lolr flare!

by iamdubz June 10, 2010