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jiggly flapjacks

The degeneration of masculine pectoral muscles and turning into fatty, especially flabby tissue.
Dude used to work out all the time. Now his pecs are just jiggly flapjacks. I can’t help but imagine them flipping when smacking them from the bottom up. Lol.
by Vallis Castor October 15, 2017
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Flapjacked

For a male to place his testicles on another person would be called " teabagged". Being" FLAPJACKED" would be a female placing her vaginal lips on another person.
Oh my god I passed out last night and one of my girlfriends "flapjacked " me while I was asleep.!
by Christo357_1369 September 11, 2019
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Cheesy Flapjack

When two or more obese people get sexually aroused and have a hankering for cheese and have sex in a fountain of cheese, thus when walking by the fountain it appears to be cheesy flapjack.
The lovely obese couple looked like a "Cheesy Flapjack" inside the newly weds nacho cheese fountain.
by Lickskillet July 20, 2016
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Flapjacking

My bird was Flapjacking me last night
by Aslan101 May 15, 2016
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Flipping the flapjacks on the Oyster

When a lesbian grandma slaps her boobs on the vagina of another female then flips it over
"Margaret was flipping the flapjacks on the oyster good last night"

"I am going to be flipping the flapjacks on the oyster with Elinor tonight"
by I just said something stupid September 30, 2017
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FlapJack

FlapJack (Flapjacking);
A FlapJack is a term used for when a woman places her labia majora (Flaps) on ones person, i.e; forehead, in a quick, swift dunking type of manner.

Female equivalent to "Teabagging."
"Oh yeah girl, I FlapJacked the shit out of him last night, he looked like he'd been run over by a giant snail"
by Hayhog May 27, 2025
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Flapjacking

When a guy hits girls butt and it makes that clapping sound.
When jay Flapjacked me I, my booty cheered. I cant wait for my next Flapjacking.
by Marko main May 13, 2015
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