Flandre Scarlet

An insanely strong and cute looking female vampire, who is around 495 years old. She wields a weapon called "Laevateinn" that is strong enough to destroy the world in one shot. She is an extra boss from the game Touhou 6: The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, which was created by one person nicknamed ZUN.

Chuck Norris is nothing when compared to Flandre Scarlet!

by ErrorPwnage October 2, 2011

flarpy blunderguff

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

flaxer

a fat lacrosse player who is absolutely horrible at the game but thinks that they are good

Guy 1: Man i was absolutely dangling in my lax game the other day.
Guy 2: Bra thats not an accomplishment, the other team was filled with flaxers who didn't even know how to play
Guy 1: Yeah i know dude but who cares i still dangled all over those flaxers

by lax dangler all day June 18, 2009

flamehead

A slang term for firemen

Bob: Is Jim an EMT?
Rick: Nah, he's a flamehead.

by asodalsdkfafda October 6, 2006

Flamerod

One of the numerous disparaging terms for a homosexual male, more specifically those men who partake in a flame train.

Check out that Chad standing next to the bar, he's a total flamerod.

by Big Slick 456344 April 22, 2009

Flaming Grizzlies

Flaming Grizzlies is when spicy food comes back to haunt you. You all know what I am talking about. That shit that BURNS.

Man those hot wings gave me a bad case of Flaming Grizzlies.

by Sizeguy November 6, 2012

Flashbooking

A mash-up of "flashback" and "Facebooking." Occurs when a friend likes/comments on an embarrassing Facebook status or photo from many years ago, causing it to go to everyone's newsfeed, thus making the person ashamed of their stupidity/awful haircut/mirror selfie.

Erica was Flashbooking last night and got me good. I forgot I still had those selfie's from high school bandcamp on my Facebook.

by The Pilge April 17, 2014