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sack of farts

A fartsack. A sleeping bag.

Common use since World War II, maybe earlier.
After an evening of playing poker, everyone got into the sack of farts.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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tuna pussy farts

The kind of queef that is so ferocious it comes out of only the nastiest snatch found within a ten mile radius from where you are currently residing.
"Yeah dude, Leann's mom made me dinner last night, but all I could think about was the tuna pussy farts she let out while I ate ;)"
by pSarah July 13, 2006
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farts with benefits

This is a flatus stage that bridges the gap between a plain fart and a full-on shart. Whereas a fart leaves no solid evidence and a shart is a shorts-changing, date-ending, messy experience... farts with benefits contain fart particles (a.k.a. fecal mist).

Farts with benefits may be somewhat harmless in small quantities, but continuation may amount to the messiness of a mild shart.
I realized that my crabby ass was due to farts with benefits and I had to change my stained drawers.
by FishFinderAZ May 10, 2007
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hot dog farts

a particularly sharp smelling flatulence that occurs after eating hot dogs. The canine version of this fart is particularly pungent.
the dogs been making hot dog farts in the bedroom, lets sleep on the couch.
by jayzn August 4, 2013
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fireship

Bewared lads, that there lass is a fireship!
by TheCheezCake February 19, 2009
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Fartshot

The distance at which a fart may be smelled. Actual distance varies based on direction of travel, force of expulsion, viscosity, and air currents. Mostly, it's about 10'.
"If you think it's bad being on the same floor as your boss, imagine being within fartshot."
by ComicAndy December 30, 2014
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cone farts

The flatulence in ones rectum that refuses to exit out the anus. This type of gas becomes boarderline painful for one to release, due to the fact that when it releases, it feels as though an actual cone is exiting the anus.
Dilly: "Morgan, why is your ass up in the air?"
Morgan: "i have a cone farts and it hurts!!!"
by Ogelthorp Agnus October 25, 2010
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