fingerlet

An alternative name for a ring often used in jokes or to sound stupid

"I just bought my wife a fingerlet for her birthday!"

by CJ Sookis June 15, 2024

Fingered

Boys that haven't fingered anyone are secretly gay

“My bf came out as gay but I should of known cause he never fingered me”

by coolestchick01 January 13, 2025

fecal fingered

When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.

Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.

by Ballz Dee February 5, 2009

phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom

Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night

by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016

spear fingered

When you're falling, and someone is trying to catch you. Their finger or fingers get pushed into your asshole or vagina.

Cheerleader 1: Catch me
Cheerleader 2: OK
Cheerleader 1: :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Cheerleader 2: My bad, I spear fingered your pink taco.

by Brock1321 April 6, 2017

shit fingered

When you finger your own ass and shove it down the throat of a person you dont like

Sharon, if you dont stop bitching at me, your gunna get shit fingered!

by Wayback boys December 28, 2017

tip-fingered

When you walk using the tips of your fingers.

"I tip-fingered across the room in order to make less noise"

by DicktionaryHarry January 18, 2019