filer

Someone who pretends to be busy but is really listening to everyone's conversation.

Look at that girl, she's being a filer again!

by nn_paige August 5, 2008

Filler Nazi

Like a Grammar Nazi, but someone who goes crazy when a person uses a filler, such as 'um', during a conversation, even when that person is totally unprepared to speak.

Teacher: Billy, come to the front of the class and give a 5 minute speech on the last book you read.
Billy: The last book I read was...um...
Teacher: TOO MANY FILLERS!!!
Billy: Sorry. So, I was saying that-
Teacher: BILLY, SO IS A FILLER! NO FILLERS IN MY CLASS!!!!!
Student 2: Damn, what a Filler Nazi...

by grammarfail January 13, 2011

furnace filter

While performing sexual relations in the ever popular doggy-style position, said male retreives his dirty underwear and at the perfect interval, stuffs them unexecpectedly in her mouth as she moans. Timing is crucial in this act. A quick getaway is sometimes needed. It is required by man-law to tell all friends when this has been properly executed. Thanks JP

"Cody told me he pulled off a furnace filter last night after bar time with that milf from next door. Awesome"

by 4nick8r March 14, 2009

Filter Rape

– noun
1. the unjust overuse of photographic filters upon an image to display a false impression of creativity.

2. a phrase used by teen males to describe the use of filters on a photograph to create the illusion of artistry, commonly used by teen-aged females.

The Comic Book Effect in Apple's Photo Booth can be described as Filter Rape.

by Aldurossii December 27, 2010

filter face

The expression you get when you inhale the very last tobacco in your filter cigarette. The red-glowing tobacco usually causes the filter to heat up instantly, transfering painful heat to your lips.

Can also be used in a negative term to offend someone:

"Jonnern has a permanent filter face".
"If I had a filter face like yours, I'd kill myself."

by fatti May 16, 2005

Filterblast

A Filterblast is a drag (puff, pull, toke, etc.) that is taken from any rolled tobacco product (with a built-in filter; i.e. Cigarettes, Cigarillos) that has burned too close to the filter. The filter of most rolled tobacco products is made from fiberglass and, while fiberglass serves as a good tobacco filter, it is certainly not meant to be inhaled into human lungs. The effects of a Filterblast are unmistakable -an immediate semi-constriction of the upper esophageal sphincter, an unpleasant burning sensation throughout the lungs, and, in some cases, harsh coughing.

A Filterblast usually occurs for at least one of the following reasons: a) The Filterblasting individual in question is low on tobacco and desires to make use of every last bit of their supply, thus causing them to take that last regrettable drag that burns up part of the filter; b) The individual is intoxicated and is unaware of the fact that the cherry on their tobacco product has burned so close to the filter.

a) Glancing at the single cigarette left in his pack, Johnny wonders how he will make his tobacco supply last until tomorrow's payday. Sizing up the burning cigarette in his hand, he wonders if he can get one last drag out of it so that he can hold off on lighting his last one for a while. Toking his cigarette, he quickly pulls it away from his lips and starts to choke. Johnny has clearly made a bad judgment call, as his final toke turned out to be a Filterblast.

b) Stumbling back to the bonfire at a bush party, Billy takes a long pull on his cigarette. Upon inhaling, his chest seizes up and he begins to cough. It is at this point that he realizes that he has just taken a Filterblast.

by JPaps December 19, 2011

folmer

Of or ever being a fucking wannabe suicidal little bitch

Yo Fuck Folmer

by 66xxLEONxx66 August 10, 2017