Filipino Dish Rag

When you having sex with a Filipino man, he nuts you, and you clean it up with his shirt.

I almost went to work today wearing a Filipino Dish Rag.

by ToothpasteEater April 23, 2017

filipino balls

Tastes like rotten balut, smells like a homeless man's feet and looks like raisins.

Women have died when exposed to Filipino balls. OSHA has declined to regulate them. It is legal and recommended that if you come across Filipino balls that you immediately douse them in gasoline and set them on fire.

The man with Filipino balls tried to kill me.

by Maayhem May 25, 2017

filipino resiliency

An non-sensical trait politicians in the Philippines invoke during calamities as an excuse to cover up their incompetence, lack of action and utter apathy for those affected.

Kaya natin ‘to. Filipino resiliency is the best in the world.

by giodude423 November 13, 2020

Filipinx

- A word used for Filipino's in a gender neutral state
- Word used by Fil-am
- A word you dont wanna describe on the filipino community
- like Latinx ... Tf

If you use Filipinx one more time I am going to show you why this country's crime rate is so high

by Minarcos is my middle name July 26, 2022

Filipino Chainmaster

If you are performing a Filipino Chainsaw (see page A9), you may call up the services of a licensed Filipino Chainmaster. If a professional is present during the chainsawing, the act immediately becomes holy.

Brian: I'm Filipino chainsawing with my buddy Keith, I love this Filipino chainsawing with my friend Keith.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.

by The New Jersey Times January 18, 2023

filipino exit

To leave a gathering without anyone noticing or saying goodbye.

"Dude , you disappeared last night!?"
"Yeah , my ex showed up so I had to bust a filipino exit"

by PullOutChamp21 February 6, 2023

Sandrito filipita

Sandrito filipita is a underage vulnerable blond polish babe who loves the corrupt older man of her dreams age 22 unfortunately Sandrito got hooked on the matrix and now has daddy issues loves a constant criminal also mature a ALPHA male deffo recomend a domestic violence relationship with her as she kind of gets turned on also her dad disowned her could be another reason for the major daddy issues

Love language for sandrito filipita is deffo strong mental and physical abuse brings her back to her war days XoXo

by XxNonceLoverXx January 19, 2022